Okay, okay, so I've got a story to tell.....

I'm surprised I've actually held out this long, and I should have posted on Monday, but whatcha gonna do? So I had an interesting Saturday night, and of course I'll post a pic when I get home and have a chance to upload it; I wouldn't want anyone calling B.S. on me for this.

Saturday night a bunch of us from work went to the Brea Improv to see Tracy Morgan. Side note: Tracy grew up with my man Tyrone in the Bronx. So we were rolling as entourage for the evening, got to chill in the greenroom and hung out with all the comics after the show.

I was talking with Tracy about his fancy accessory that he has to wear for about another month and he was saying how inspired he feels in his sobriety and how he finds decompressing after a show so much more relaxing when he's just sipping on a water or a redbull. And believe me, it was just redbull. With the bracelet on, he has to be extra careful so he even sent back an open can that the waitress brought and asked for an unopened one.

Highlight of the evening, though, was an inebriated porn star. During his show a couple of girls started yelling at him in an attempt to participate in the show. Not a good idea, and Tracy did a good job of making fun of them and moving on with his show. However, after the show, the drunker of the two, who I later learned was none other than Porn Star Sativa Rose, got in Tracy's face about him being rude to her during the show. I interrupted her and walked her away from Tracy while she continued babbling (her friend seemed pretty embarrassed by the whole thing) and then proceeded to hop on and mount my man Tyrone, who was standing. She then air-humped him in the middle of the room, causing even Ty's mouth to drop wide open.

Tracy's only comment on the scenario: "They like it raw out in Brea, don't they!?!"

I've been cheating on Kelly.....

Yeah, so my music crush has all but officially changed. Especially with all of the negative energy surrounding Ms. Clarkson (a.w.k.a. my future baby's Mamma) and my falling hard (pun, no pun, works either way) for Joss' sound, voice, and let's face it, she's drop-dead gorgeous. Since we're living in Fantastyland at the moment, would any man treat this goddess better than I? I think not! So let me introduce you to my new "girlfriend of the music industry," Joss Stone. I'd give her more than just a little lovin', and at least two times a day, just as she says she needs it!

Plastic Surgery: Getting a Facelift!

So.....other than callogen (aka a playlist and stockticker), any other ideas for bells and whistles I should add up in this heezy to make it more maneuverable/enjoyable? I definitely need to re-write the links in again. I believe I had CitySeach on there with my reviews as the connector, CafePress (I need to design a few shirts or sumthin' first), I'm going to add the LA Times' Bottleneck Blog for sure, and I need some suggestions beyond that.......

Message to Congress: Impeach!

Data rolled out on Friday that Congress' approval rating is at a ghastly 24%, the lowest since August of 2006, five months before the Dems took control of both houses. Why is congress getting an even worse approval rating than the President? Well, we know that Bush is a stubborn, unintelligable asshole with his own agenda and nobody else in mind, but in November the voters put their trust in Congress to put him in check. I was driving through downtown LA and as I passed the Hill St. overpass at the beginning of the Arroyo Seco Parkway, there was one word on a sign that said it all: Impeach. C'mon, the guy has defied Congress, pissed off 80% of the country (take Texas out of the picture and I'm sure we can add at least 5 percentage points to theat figure), doesn't think we should be doing anything about global warming, won't make a push to work on getting OUT of Iraq, has seen gas more than DOUBLE during his administration, oh, and let's not forget about the weakenign of the dollar. Guy's on a friggin roll. Dear Congress, I promise that if you impeach, your approval rating will skyrocket. Just be sure to include Cheney in the indictment!