Okay, okay, so I've got a story to tell.....

I'm surprised I've actually held out this long, and I should have posted on Monday, but whatcha gonna do? So I had an interesting Saturday night, and of course I'll post a pic when I get home and have a chance to upload it; I wouldn't want anyone calling B.S. on me for this.

Saturday night a bunch of us from work went to the Brea Improv to see Tracy Morgan. Side note: Tracy grew up with my man Tyrone in the Bronx. So we were rolling as entourage for the evening, got to chill in the greenroom and hung out with all the comics after the show.

I was talking with Tracy about his fancy accessory that he has to wear for about another month and he was saying how inspired he feels in his sobriety and how he finds decompressing after a show so much more relaxing when he's just sipping on a water or a redbull. And believe me, it was just redbull. With the bracelet on, he has to be extra careful so he even sent back an open can that the waitress brought and asked for an unopened one.

Highlight of the evening, though, was an inebriated porn star. During his show a couple of girls started yelling at him in an attempt to participate in the show. Not a good idea, and Tracy did a good job of making fun of them and moving on with his show. However, after the show, the drunker of the two, who I later learned was none other than Porn Star Sativa Rose, got in Tracy's face about him being rude to her during the show. I interrupted her and walked her away from Tracy while she continued babbling (her friend seemed pretty embarrassed by the whole thing) and then proceeded to hop on and mount my man Tyrone, who was standing. She then air-humped him in the middle of the room, causing even Ty's mouth to drop wide open.

Tracy's only comment on the scenario: "They like it raw out in Brea, don't they!?!"